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And in that space, an empty place...

I'm currently undergoing Battlestar Galactica withdrawal. I don't know how this happened but I suppose I can attribute it to that Sci-Fi channel magazine I was thumbing through at Monica's last night. I guess it was the fact that for Sci-Fi's biggest show, you think there'd be more than just a 100 word boxout on Starbuck's new haircut but, well, I guess not. Anyway, that got me thinking that in my mad race to play catch up (I started watching the miniseries/first season about 4 episodes before the end of the second season) I didn't really give this show the attention it deserved (including watching 3 eps back to back to back in a room full of people who just couldn't shut up, as well as watching the amazing S2 finale on the 2x1.5" screen of my fucking iPod!)

Now the good thing is, I can really take my time and actually pay attention to what the hell is going on since the good folks at Sci-Fi have successfully forced me onto their timetable by wating until Mid-September to release the second half of the second season on DVD followed closely by the start of Season 3 in October. The bad thing is, once I'm done with the DVDs we already have (and by 'we' I mean 'Jon',) I have to wait until goddamn September to actually finish it up. Oh well...I'm sure I'll find something worthwhile to occupy myself in the meantime (and by worthwhile, I'm pretty sure I don't just mean scouring the internet looking for pictures of Tricia Helfer's ass...but I make no promises.)

P.S. Here's a picture of Tricia Helfer's ass...

Duck and cover...

I've only been awake an hour and I've already gotten shampoo in my eye and almost got my car door taken off in the parking lot. I think I'd better try and keep my head down for the rest of the day, lest it get chopped off or something...

MS Painting!

Basically a repost from my Myspace blog, but here's a picture of a Werewolf and a Robot having a drink, done in MS Paint. You can click on it to make it full size, if that's the kind of thing you're into...

A few bullet points.

It's been a little while since I posted anything on here so I guess I'll give a brief rundown on what's been going on in the past week or two. Join me, won't you?

• Monica and I saw Superman last night. The movie was pretty good, both from a story and action standpoint, although I did start to fall asleep towards the end. I've gotta say, that new dude made a pretty solid Superman. The rest of the cast? Well...um...the guy that played Jimmy Olson gave me a few laughs. But Parker Posey and Kal Penn, what the fuck?! Hope you guys got a nice paycheck...



• Went to a pretty fun little BBQ on the 4th. I didn't drink that much and no real veggie food to speak of, but damned if we didn't get to shoot off a hell of a lot of fireworks. Thanks Chris!



• Finally finished up Call of Duty 2 on the hardest possible mode. It took about 3 weeks of plugging away but I finally liberated France from those "dirty Kraut bastards." Now what the hell am I gonna do?



• Got through the first season of Prison Break in about a week. Not nearly as good as its Monday night follow-up (the still impressive 24) but with a pretty decent gimmick (the clues unfold from the main character's full body tattoos) and some fantastic casting (Peter Stormare, John Heard, and Stacy Keach to name a few...as well several excellent unknowns) I'll make sure I'm around for the Fall season.



• Speaking of shows I'm looking forward to next season, if the rest of Supernatural is as good as the episodes I'm watching now, I'm going to have to add it to my ever increasing DVR queue. The way it deftly juggles mystery, humor, and genuinely scary horror, honestly reminds me way more of Buffy than the X-Files (the show I've heard it most often compared to,) a compliment which I do not give out lightly. Plus, I love the fact that the source music for the show is based pretty strictly in one of the character's old rock casette collections and hits on Sabbath, Rush, Metallica, Van Halen and pretty much any other awesome rock band from the 70s or 80s, which is a gimmick I can 100% get behind.



• Item: I need a hair cut. All of them, actually...



• So, I've been reading a bunch of awesome comics lately and I would recommend looking into any, or all, of them. They are as follows: Ultra: Seven Days (miniseries,) Fables, The Walking Dead, and Runaways. When I'm finally caught up on all of those, I think I'm going to finally borrow Monica's League of Extrordinary Gentlemen books. I've been really meaning to check those out for some time now, even though I've just about had it with Alan Moore and his particular brand of bullshit.



• After about 2 years of searching in vain, I was able to score a LP copy of Les Savy Fav's The Cat and the Cobra on ebay. I bid far too much on it, but since I haven't seen it pop up on the internet in over a year, I was not going to let it get away. I sincerely hope it makes it to me safe and sound so that I can finally mark that one off the list.



• Finally, I made pretty much my first successful spike last night in volleyball. I think I'm actually getting better which, to me, is pretty exciting.

That pretty much wraps things up, I suppose. I don't exactly know how to tell if people read these since nobody ever comments but yeah, with any luck, someone out there gives a shit...