There is a god, I think...

As far as I've been able to gather from a recent pre-EpIII interview given by The Flanneled One himself, Jar Jar Binks (who is quite possibly the worst character to come out of Hollywood since Jack Valenti himself) will not be appearing in Episode III!!

Lucas can be quoted here in regards to the whereabouts of one Mr. J.J. Binks, Esq.:

"'And about Jar-Jar Binks: "He goes back to Naboo and he's a representative. He probably stays on the council, he's probably in the senate, because it becomes completely worthless. Senators are just for show, which they talk about in Episode IV. Actually, in Episode IV they get disbanded, so Jar Jar probably goes home to his wife and kids.'"

Now I don't know about you, but to me, those "probablys" mean that the Gungan Uncle Tom is gonna be nowhere near this film. Geeks the world over breathe a collective (yet slightly asthmatic) sigh...




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